Sophie Marceau:

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Information: Name: Sophie Marceau Born: 1966-11-17 Height: 1.73

Filmography: Police (1985), Al di là delle nuvole (1995), The Making of 'The World Is Not Enough' (1999), The World Is Not Enough (1999), Femmes de l'ombre, Les (2008)

Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again? TheodoricShadoeSM
Mom: Joe, time for your medicine. Joe: I'll run the bath then. Mom: Why? Joe: Because on the bottle it says "to be taken in water." RandAingenimb
Q. How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher? A.It's cloged up with paper plates. FinninOsmarFT
Which aardvark holds the speed record? The nearsighted aardvark, who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle! JensRudolfPc
"What flavors of ice cream do you have?" inquired the customer. "Vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate," answered the new waitress in a hoarse whisper. Trying to be sympathetic, the customer asked, "Do you have laryngitis?" "No...." replied the new waitress with some effort, "just...erm.... vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate." LeoRoelKP
Q: How did a blind man drive his car? A: One hand on the wheel; the other on the road. ChevellLancdonMy
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library? Both the books got burned, and one hadn't even been coloured in yet. VruykMarschalljh
What goes up slowly and comes down quickly ? An elephant in a lift ! IzotzWynfordCw
Boy: What's the biggest ant in the world? Girl: My Aunt Boy: No, it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt GorseddVareckse
How is a woman like a condom? Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick. AlokeKelanXT